★ No app · No login · He never forgets

You'll forget.
The goblin won't.

Forward your Amazon orders to your feral little refund gremlin. He clocks every return window and won't shut up until you get your money back.

✦ He reads the order, not your inbox.
Return Goblin skating off with a package
NO APP NO LOGINHE NEVER FORGETSFORWARD & FORGETYOUR FERAL REFUND GREMLIN~9 DAYS' WARNING NO APP NO LOGINHE NEVER FORGETSFORWARD & FORGETYOUR FERAL REFUND GREMLIN~9 DAYS' WARNING
◆ How it works

Three steps.
One unhinged goblin.

No account. No extension. No spreadsheet. You forward an email — he does the obsessing.

STEP 01

Forward it

Fling your Amazon shipment email at track@returngoblin.com. That's the entire setup.

to: track@returngoblin↵ send
STEP 02

He reads it

He sniffs out the item and category, then pins the deadline to Amazon's own return policy.

parsing…window = 30d
STEP 03

He won't shut up

~9 days out, then again at the buzzer, he emails you so the window never closes on you.

reminder armedT-9 · T-2
◆ The nudge

He only texts you when it matters.

Return Goblin
track@returngoblin.com
⏳ 2 days left, bestie
Your Echo Dot window shuts Tuesday. Want it gone? Start the return now — takes like a minute. Don't make me come over there.
WINDOW CLOSESTUE · JUN 23
Start the return →
  • ⏱️

    Pinned to Amazon's policy

    Best-effort deadlines from Amazon's published, per-category return windows.

  • ✉️

    Two emails, max

    A heads-up around T-9 and a last call near the buzzer. He's feral, not spammy.

  • 🔪

    Kill him anytime

    One link per reminder shuts the goblin off for that order. No login, no guilt.

Return Goblin

Feed the goblin.

Forward your next Amazon order to track@returngoblin.com and never babysit a return window again.